BroGar - Dwarf Paladin

Just a character that's has been created by me in several roleplaying universes (DnD 4th/5th, Pathfinder): BroGar, the Dwarf Paladin. In the few games I've played (where I wasn't behind the screen) with him, he's really coalesced into a distinct character with a finite list of go-to reactions:
If you aren't a dwarf, you are lesser
But, if you are a hill-dwarf, you are the least
You won't get healed unless you start worshipping his dwarven god
Use diplomacy at the WORST possible times